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Behold! The end of an era!
No more will you and your sweetheart get lost in a game of "You pick" or "I don't care, anywhere is fine."
Not another drop of gas will be wasted while you and your friends "drive around 'til you see something that looks good."
You will never again have to sneak out of a restaurant after taking a look at the menu and realizing they serve liver and brussels sprouts and nothing else you like.
No! No more!
The community-conscious staff of the Independent News has made sure of this.
Being the hard-hitting, investigative journalist we are, the staff spent the last month eating (and drinking) at every place in town, just so we could tell y'all about it. Most of us gained 15 or more pounds and now swear off eating until we can button our jeans again.
IN Writer Chrissy Littledale has applied for the "Biggest Loser." Editor Duwayne Escobedo has started wearing stretchy maternity pants, so he can sit comfortably at his desk. And Art Director Justin Griffith recently ordered a tape worm from some South American pharmacy hoping to shed those added jelly rolls before the summer beach season.
You might ask, "Was it all worth it?"
Yes! It was a sacrifice but we did it for the people of the greater Pensacola area.
Dig in!
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